This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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