eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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