After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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