Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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