He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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