Plan B is the new Plan A
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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