And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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