My liver just broke up with me...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Randomize
