Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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