you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Text me some of your sweat
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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