love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You dont lie about slip and slides
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
