Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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