508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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