It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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