It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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