If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
did i walk over a car last night?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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