Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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