I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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