I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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