do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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