but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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