It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
please don't ironically join a cult
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