i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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