Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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