I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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