Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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