this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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