Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
it's great music for shaving your balls
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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