in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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