Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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