i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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