we have officially lost it.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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