I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
