Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
The adults are the big ones right?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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