all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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