do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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