dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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