do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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