butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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