my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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