I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
This girl is more easily done than said...
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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