oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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