drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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