i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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