Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Can you bring me the toilet please
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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