ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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