Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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