at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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