found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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