Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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